To Do or Not To Do

Are there 50 things I'll never do?

Sure. I bet I can name 52. If I can, and it's relevant, I'll put a reason/description underneath certain ones. So let's get started.

I'll never....

1. Shake the hand of Mae West.
2. Eat a baby.
3. Turn down Peach Cobbler.
4. Read On War and Peace.
5. Try and jump a scooter over a log again.
6. Become a professional skateboarder.
7. Give my blood sister a hug.
8. Touch hot lava.
9. Get in a car with a monkey.
10. Play Jumanji.
11. Become a computer.
12. Get pregnant.
13. Sift through the Arabian Sands with a fork, looking for greens to boil.
14. Read ALL of Shakespeare's crap.
15. Run across the ocean on canoe-like shoes.
16. Ramble on like an idiot.
17. Smack my B**** up.

Okay, so I can't do 52. I'll come back later and add on to this.